1 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:17,950 ♪ I bet we've been together for a million years ♪ 2 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:23,610 ♪ and I'll bet we'll be together for a million more ♪ 3 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:26,150 ♪ oh, it's like I started breathing ♪ 4 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:28,950 ♪ on the night we kissed 5 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:34,180 ♪ and I can't remember what I ever did before ♪ 6 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:37,350 ♪ what would we do, baby 7 00:00:37,380 --> 00:00:40,050 ♪ without us? 8 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,710 ♪ what would we do, baby 9 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,380 ♪ without us? 10 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:48,050 ♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪ 11 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,050 ♪ we can't love each other through ♪ 12 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,510 ♪ ooh-hoo 13 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:54,380 ♪ what would we do, baby 14 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:57,250 ♪ without us? 15 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,780 ♪ sha-la-la-la 16 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:07,600 Don't be silly, Barbara. I told you yesterday he'll be no trouble at all. 17 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:09,800 Ok, I'll see you Saturday. Bye-bye. 18 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:10,760 Who was that? 19 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,830 That's my cousin Barbara. 20 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:14,030 She and Dick are going out of town on Saturday. 21 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:15,830 They wanted to know if we could baby-sit for little Kenneth. 22 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:19,000 Why, are all the reform schools closed for the weekend? 23 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:21,800 Steven, he's a perfectly well-behaved little boy. 24 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:25,740 Elyse, we're talking about a kid who needed a police escort to nursery school. 25 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:29,560 Come on, Steven, it will be fun. Alex and Mallory will be out of town. 26 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,630 We'll have plenty of room. 27 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:31,600 Elyse, I have some 28 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:33,130 very important work to get done on Saturday, 29 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,060 plus I'm planning on 30 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:36,230 watching the big Ohio State-Iowa game. 31 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:37,630 Steven, don't worry. 32 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:40,400 Jennifer and I will keep him out of your way. 33 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:41,830 I promise. 34 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:44,200 I just wish you'd consult me on these things first. 35 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:47,230 I will from now on. I promise. 36 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:49,060 It's not fair to impose on me. 37 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,330 I mean, it is the weekend. 38 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,160 You're absolutely right. 39 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,660 I'm wrong. 40 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,900 I'm sorry, ok? 41 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:58,000 Ok. 42 00:01:58,030 --> 00:02:01,230 I hope I wasn't too rough on you. 43 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:04,430 I hope Kenneth finds something in here he likes. 44 00:02:04,460 --> 00:02:07,000 This is all I could find out of Alex's old toys. 45 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:09,200 He used to have a whole closet full. 46 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:11,730 I think he sold the rest to an orphanage. 47 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,660 Mom, will you talk to Alex, please? 48 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,830 He says I can't go to Princeton with him this weekend. 49 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:18,400 No, no, no. I did not say that. 50 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:21,400 All I said was that if she insists on tagging along to visit Jeff, 51 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:23,660 she's going to have to abide by my rules. 52 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:24,630 What rules? 53 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:29,100 He told me I had to ride in the freight car. 54 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:30,800 It is not a freight car. 55 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:32,700 It's a baggage car. 56 00:02:32,730 --> 00:02:34,400 Alex! 57 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:38,030 Look, I went to a lot of trouble to set up this interview with the Dean of admissions. 58 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:41,600 This interview is pivotal to my future as a collegian. 59 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:45,000 It is not a vacation junket for your personal amusement. 60 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:48,400 Alex, we understand how important this interview is to you, 61 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:52,160 but I think you ought to ease up on your restrictions a little bit. 62 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,860 Alex, I promise I will not annoy you for the entire weekend. 63 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,900 How can I be so sure of that? 64 00:02:57,930 --> 00:03:01,360 You've never gone that long without annoying me before. 65 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,360 I've never tried before. 66 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,860 Look, Alex, I won't bother you. 67 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,700 You won't even know I'm there. 68 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,260 Ok. 69 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,560 What should we wear on the train? Something collegiate! 70 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:18,760 Yo, Jeff! 71 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,100 Wow, 305... This is the place. 72 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:24,000 Wow! This is great! 73 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:25,260 I love college. 74 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:32,030 "Alex, I'll be back about 2:00. Make yourself comfortable. Jeff." 75 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:34,700 Alex, Jeff is going to be so surprised to see me. 76 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:36,100 Are we going to wait here for him? 77 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:38,960 No, are not going to do anything, Mallory. 78 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,460 I am going to get settled here, 79 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:44,430 walk around the campus, then go to my interview. 80 00:03:44,460 --> 00:03:45,960 I got to get mentally prepared. 81 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,100 I don't even want to see you 82 00:03:47,130 --> 00:03:50,030 until after the interview is over. Is that clear? 83 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:52,300 I saw a poster for a dance tonight. 84 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:55,360 I wonder if Jeff will take me to that. Do you think he will? 85 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,130 You're really starting to get on my nerves, Mallory. 86 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,060 I brought a nice dress with me just in case. 87 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,430 Oh, Alex! This is so exciting! 88 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:04,730 Mallory... 89 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:08,800 Listen, Mallory. 90 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,400 I would very much like to be alone right now, ok? 91 00:04:11,430 --> 00:04:13,500 Why don't you go downstairs? 92 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:14,500 Find what room you're going to be in. 93 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:16,000 Get yourself settled. 94 00:04:16,030 --> 00:04:17,830 I should be gone by the time you get back. 95 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:23,900 Mallory... 96 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,930 Please, I beg of you. 97 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,760 Go away. 98 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,760 Ok, I'll go. 99 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:37,630 Oh, listen, if Jeff comes back, don't tell him I'm here. 100 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:40,100 I want to surprise him. 101 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:43,960 How's it going? 102 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,360 Uh... Fine. 103 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,900 Where's, uh... You know... 104 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:50,460 The little prince? 105 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,960 Kenneth is outside playing quietly with Jennifer, 106 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,160 just where he's been since he first got here. 107 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,560 Ok, don't rub it in. He's behaving very well. 108 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,230 I'm sorry I overreacted the other day. 109 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:02,330 I guess the memory of Kenneth's last visit 110 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,830 was still fresh in my mind. 111 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:06,560 Steven, Kenneth's last visit was uneventful. 112 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,560 The fire department didn't think so. 113 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,930 Relax, get your work done. 114 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,960 Pretty soon you'll just forget he's even around. 115 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,300 Ah! 116 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:28,800 Gotcha! 117 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,660 What happened? 118 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,930 Kenneth shot me. 119 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,100 What? 120 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:39,130 He was playing, and he snuck up on me, 121 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,730 and he zapped me with a toy space gun! 122 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,760 Oh, honey. Should I take you to the pretend hospital? 123 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:49,130 Mom, can we go now? 124 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,130 Go where? 125 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,630 Don't you remember? 126 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:55,960 Today's mother's day at my ballet school. All the mothers will be there. 127 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,600 Don't go! 128 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:03,630 I mean, uh... 129 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:06,660 Can't you go some other time? Tomorrow? 130 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:10,600 I forgot all about it, but I promised her, honey. I have to go. 131 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:12,260 I'll go get my stuff. 132 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,730 Well, if you must go, would you please take Kenneth with you? 133 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,060 What would Kenneth do at a ballet class? 134 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:19,600 The same thing he does here... 135 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,460 Cause misery and human suffering. 136 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,860 That's enough, Steven. 137 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:26,430 You are overreacting to the whole situation. 138 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:29,860 Ok, you're right. I'm sorry. 139 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:30,860 Let's go, mom. 140 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:32,860 Ok, I'll see you in a little while, honey. 141 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:34,100 Let's hope. 142 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:37,460 Bye, dad. Bye, honey. 143 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,030 Kenneth! 144 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:39,330 Hi, cousin Elyse. 145 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,700 Kenneth, I have to take Jennifer to ballet class. 146 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:47,030 You play nicely while I'm gone? 147 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:48,100 Don't worry about me. 148 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:51,330 I'll be fine here with good old cousin Steven. 149 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:54,560 Good-bye. 150 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,930 Bye. 151 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:06,930 Cousin Steven? 152 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:07,960 Yes, Kenneth? 153 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,600 I'm sorry for scaring you with the space gun. 154 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:13,100 I accept your apology, Kenneth. 155 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:17,760 I know you have a lot of work to do, so I won't bother you anymore, ok? 156 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,360 Thank you. I appreciate it. 157 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,230 I'll go outside and play with some of those toys. 158 00:07:22,260 --> 00:07:24,360 Maybe when I'm done here, 159 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,360 I'll come out, and we can toss the softball around. 160 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,860 How does that sound? 161 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:30,800 Great! I'll go warm up! See you later! 162 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,830 I swear... 163 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,860 Yum dum dum bum bum 164 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,730 bum bum 165 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:47,360 take me out to the crowd 166 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,160 buy me some peanuts... 167 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:02,530 And cracker Jacks... 168 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:05,260 Alex! 169 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,330 Hey, Jeff! How you doing, buddy? 170 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,330 Good to see you! 171 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,830 Great to see you! 172 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:11,330 Try to stay off my roommate's side. 173 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,830 Things can get a little dangerous over there. 174 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,530 Yeah. Uh-huh. 175 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,330 So... 176 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,630 When's your interview? 177 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,100 Half an hour. 178 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:22,130 I'm so excited. 179 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,060 Who's it with? 180 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,330 One of the deans. 181 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,300 Dean Memminger. 182 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:28,530 Memminger? 183 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,060 Alex, he's tough. 184 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,260 What do you mean tough? 185 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:34,360 Well, he's from the old school, likes the old values. 186 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,360 He wasn't happy when the school went coed. 187 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:42,530 He thinks girls interfere with the manly pursuit of higher education. 188 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,400 So do I. 189 00:08:45,430 --> 00:08:49,400 Listen, Jeff, I was going to take a little walk around the old campus 190 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,030 before my interview. You want to come? 191 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:53,200 I can't. I've got a friend coming over in a few minutes. 192 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:55,800 Ok. Well, I'll see you later. 193 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:58,460 Good luck. 194 00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,500 Thanks. 195 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:07,460 Hi. 196 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,230 Hi. 197 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:10,300 Did your friend Alex get here? 198 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:13,430 Yeah. He just went off to have his... 199 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:21,530 Interview. 200 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,100 Have you told his sister about me yet? 201 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,560 Not yet. 202 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,960 I feel funny doing it in a letter. 203 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,300 I'm going to wait till the next time I go back home so I can tell her in person. 204 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:32,330 Good. 205 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,430 Jeff? 206 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:42,660 Mallory! 207 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:45,300 What are you doing here? 208 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:47,160 I came up with Alex... 209 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,600 To surprise you. 210 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,760 Well, it worked! 211 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,430 So I really think I'm top Princeton material. 212 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:06,960 My overall G.P.A. is 3.9874, 213 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,700 and I scored in the top 3% nationwide on the S.A.T.S. 214 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,460 I was also editor of the school newspaper, 215 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,060 and I lettered in soccer for the past 3 years. 216 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,400 That's very impressive. 217 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:20,430 You certainly seem like Princeton material to me. 218 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,960 Well, uh, thank you. 219 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Well, take care. 220 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,930 Mr. Keaton? 221 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,400 Yes, sir. That's me. 222 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:41,000 Keaton, Alex P. 223 00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:44,300 Dean Memminger, no middle initial. 224 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,900 Well, that's not your fault, sir. 225 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:52,700 I mean, hello! 226 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:53,930 It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. 227 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,660 I'm not quite ready for you yet. 228 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,330 Be right back. 229 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,000 Allow me, sir. 230 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:02,400 Please wait inside my office. I'll join you in a few minutes. 231 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:03,900 Yes, sir. 232 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:07,330 I'll just wait inside your office then, sir. 233 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,300 You'll be back in a few minutes. 234 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,160 So far, so good. 235 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,330 Whoa. 236 00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:30,230 Yes, Dean Memminger. 237 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:33,800 I certainly do want to attend Princeton. 238 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,630 I have always had a certain... 239 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,960 Oh, shall we say lust... 240 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,300 No, not lust. 241 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:43,530 An admiration for the Ivy league. 242 00:11:46,630 --> 00:11:47,960 Alex! 243 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,830 Mallory, what are you doing here? 244 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:52,660 Um, um, I saw Jeff... 245 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:53,530 What about Jeff? 246 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,130 I saw Jeff and, and, 247 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,660 and the desk, uh, kissing. 248 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:08,360 Jeff was kissing the desk? 249 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,830 No, he was leaning against the desk. 250 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,930 He was, um... 251 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:18,360 He was kissing, um... A girl. 252 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,130 Oh, boy. 253 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,860 I want to go home. 254 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:26,930 Let's go home, ok, Alex? 255 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,200 Mallory, are you crazy? 256 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:31,960 I got my interview now! 257 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,700 Mallory, I've got to talk to you! 258 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:38,300 Go away, Jeff! I don't want to see you! 259 00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:39,130 Let me explain! 260 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,560 Mallory, let him explain. 261 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:44,100 Jeff, why don't you take her out for dinner. Here's a couple of bucks. 262 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,630 Mallory, I had every intention of telling you about Sandy. 263 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,860 Sandy! Did you hear that, Alex? 264 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:52,230 Her name's Sandy! 265 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,330 Here's some more money. 266 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,060 Take Sandy with you. 267 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,500 I'm sorry you had to find out like this, 268 00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:59,960 but don't forget we did agree to see other people. 269 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,930 Say, that's right. Well, I guess this is settled, huh? 270 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,400 Just go away, ok, Jeff, 'cause I don't want to talk about it anymore. 271 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:07,660 Mallory! 272 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,830 Jeff. 273 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:09,900 Alex! 274 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:13,730 Ahem! 275 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:18,630 Has there been a coup? 276 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:25,060 Well, hello, Dean Memminger. 277 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,300 I was just wishing Alex good luck. 278 00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:29,130 I think you'll really like him. 279 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,630 He's a swell kid. 280 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,600 Well, that's good enough for me. 281 00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,500 Congratulations. 282 00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:37,660 Welcome to Princeton. 283 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,530 We'll talk later, Mallory. 284 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,330 Well, so long. 285 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,900 And who is this? 286 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:48,100 Hi. 287 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,260 She was just leaving. 288 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,800 I want to go home right now, ok, Alex? 289 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:57,460 Mallory, please be reasonable, ok? 290 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,660 Just wait outside. I'll be done here in a few minutes. 291 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,560 Ok. I'll wait out here. 292 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,400 Good. 293 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:05,100 And try to keep your mind off Jeff. 294 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,700 Ok. I'm ready. 295 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,760 Are you sure? 296 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,700 Yes, sir. 297 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:22,500 This interview has not got off to a good start, Mr. Keaton. 298 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:25,960 If there is any further interruptions, I may have to hold it against you. 299 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,760 Yes, sir. I'd do the same thing if I were in your shoes. 300 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,800 By the way, did I tell you how much I liked your shoes? 301 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:36,300 Sit down, Mr. Keaton, please. 302 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,930 Yes, sir. 303 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,060 I must say, I'm very impressed with your application. 304 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,230 Very impressed, indeed. 305 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:48,230 I can always spot sincerity and commitment in an application. 306 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:53,030 Well, thank you, sir. I tried to throw a lot of both in there. 307 00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,130 Dean Memminger, as you could probably tell, 308 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,130 I regard Princeton as perhaps the finest... 309 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:09,330 Educational inn... 310 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,460 Ever since I was a young lad 311 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,560 of about, oh, I don't know, six or eight months of age... 312 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,030 Excuse me. 313 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,960 Hello. 314 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 It's for you. 315 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,430 Thank you. 316 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:41,200 Hello. 317 00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:44,560 Mallory, would you please... 318 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,530 Look! 319 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,060 I know you want to go home right now, 320 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,500 but I can't! 321 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:55,860 Now, Mallory, don't leave without me. 322 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,760 No, don't leave the building. 323 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,360 I repeat, do not leave the building! 324 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:11,260 Do you think she'll call again? 325 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,360 No. No, that's it. 326 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,030 Fine. Then we can get on with this interview. 327 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,560 Please. 328 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,230 Alright, Mr. Keaton, could you tell me what unique qualities you possess 329 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:23,360 which might enrich the Princeton community. 330 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,660 Well, sir, I'm glad you asked that. 331 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,130 How much time have you got? 332 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,130 Ha! 333 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,530 Well, sir, at the risk of sounding immodest, 334 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:44,030 you see before you a young man without a flaw. 335 00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,160 Unless, of course, you find me immodest, 336 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,700 in which case, I have one flaw. 337 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:50,160 I see that you're very involved 338 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,560 in extracurricular activities. 339 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,830 Oh, yes, sir. You see correctly. 340 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:59,500 As a matter of fact, if I may speak extracurricularly for a moment... 341 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:03,830 If you can, please do. 342 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:04,860 Well, sir, I, uh... 343 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:08,700 She's leaving. 344 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:11,060 Huh? 345 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,100 Just a second. 346 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,760 Mallory, come back here will you?! 347 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,830 What is going on here? 348 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,960 Dean Memminger, is there any possibility 349 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,530 of rescheduling this interview? Maybe later today or tomorrow? 350 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,160 There'll be no rescheduling of this interview. 351 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,800 I'm sorry to hear that, sir, 352 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,900 because I really have to go. 353 00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:34,730 What? 354 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,660 Look. That's my sister out there. 355 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,460 She came up to Princeton with me to surprise her boyfriend, 356 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,830 and she saw him with another girl. 357 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,200 She's very upset, 358 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,960 and I should probably go talk to her because I am her brother. 359 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,430 So, I got to go. 360 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,400 Sir, I hope my record can stand on its own 361 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:03,400 because I really do want to attend Princeton. 362 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,100 I love this place. 363 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,660 I love everything about it. 364 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,800 I have ivy growing on my bedroom walls. 365 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,400 Go Tigers! 366 00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:17,000 Beat Yale! 367 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,300 I mean that. 368 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:24,160 The Buckeyes call time-out. 369 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,060 12 seconds left in the game. 370 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,360 It's a long shot, folks, but they're still in this one. 371 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,630 I'm bored, cousin Steven. When's Jennifer getting back? 372 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,060 Very soon. 373 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,800 Isn't there something you can do until she gets back? 374 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:36,900 Like what? 375 00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,260 What have you been doing up till now? 376 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,660 Burning ants with a magnifying glass. 377 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,960 So keep doing that! 378 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,530 Can I go through your drawers and closets again? 379 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,760 No, I'd really rather you... 380 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,300 What do you mean, again? 381 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:54,800 Teams retake the field for what well could be 382 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,460 the final play of the game. 383 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,600 The Buckeyes are down 16 to 12. 384 00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,230 Oh, can I watch Dippy Dog? 385 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:03,100 Kenneth, no. Kenneth... Please. 386 00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:07,430 This is the last play of the game. 387 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,530 I bet I could get picture to come in better. 388 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,500 Kenneth, it's fine! 389 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:13,000 Fine, really. 390 00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:15,900 The Buckeyes line up in the power I-formation. 391 00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:18,130 Stopwood calls the signals. He takes the snap. 392 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,130 Kenneth! 393 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,030 Stopwood fades to pass. 394 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:21,930 He's in trouble. 395 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,260 He laterals to Sobrenko. 396 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,660 I'm gonna be over here! 397 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,660 Sobrenko's at the 40! 398 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,330 He breaks a tackle! At the 30! The 20! 399 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,300 He's got one more man to beat! 400 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,800 Go, go, go! 401 00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,360 Not you, Kenneth! 402 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,930 Oops. 403 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,800 Hey, I got you something to eat. 404 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:59,500 Oh, thanks, I'm not hungry. 405 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,930 How are you feeling? 406 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,530 I want to die. 407 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,060 I guess you're not up for a game of Gin Rummy then, huh? 408 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,660 What a weekend. 409 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:11,660 I ruined your interview, I lost my boyfriend, 410 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,300 I made a complete fool of myself in the process. 411 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:17,330 Never before have I acted so stupidly and so selfishly. 412 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,900 Come on, Mallory. 413 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,460 Sure you have. 414 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,000 I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. Come on, cheer up, will you? 415 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,760 So, uh... 416 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,830 How did you and Jeff leave things? 417 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,000 Well, there wasn't a whole lot we could say to each other. 418 00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:39,360 I mean, we did agree to see other people. 419 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,260 It was stupid of me to go up there this weekend. 420 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,930 Why didn't you try to stop me? 421 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,930 What? 422 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,160 Kidding. I'm just kidding. 423 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,630 It's good that you can laugh about it. 424 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,660 Despair does funny things to a woman. 425 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,960 Listen, uh... 426 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Mallory... 427 00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:02,500 You lost a boyfriend today, 428 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,530 a good one, 429 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,530 and I know you're upset, 430 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,030 but let me tell you something. 431 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,760 You're a very special person. 432 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,960 You got a good heart, 433 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 you got a good sense of humor, 434 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:20,060 you're attractive, 435 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:24,760 and, uh... You're a lot smarter 436 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,000 than I usually give you credit for. 437 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,300 So, uh... Don't you worry, Mallory. 438 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,260 There are a lot of guys out there 439 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:35,760 who'd consider themselves lucky 440 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,300 to even meet someone like you. 441 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,400 It's true, Mallory. 442 00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:43,330 I don't know what in the world 443 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,600 just possessed me to say all that, 444 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:51,860 but, uh... It is true. 445 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,400 Alex, I don't understand it. 446 00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:56,100 I mean, I'm surprised you're not angry with me after what I did to you today. 447 00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:59,360 Mallory, what would be the point in getting angry at you now? 448 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,400 You were broken-hearted. You were in a weakened state. 449 00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:05,600 I'll wait till you feel better. Then I'll really let you have it. 450 00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:06,860 No, I'm serious, Alex. 451 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,860 I ruined your college interview. 452 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:13,130 I mean, I practically destroyed your chances of getting into Princeton. 453 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,860 What I did today may have damaged the course of your entire life. 454 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,960 Because of me! 455 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,400 Mallory, listen, I'm not angry now. 456 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:25,060 But if you keep this up, I'm going to throw you off the train. 457 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,630 But it's true. 458 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:30,830 I don't understand it myself. 459 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,830 All I know is when I was up there in Dean Memminger's office, 460 00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:39,860 and I saw you wandering across the campus delirious with grief, 461 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,130 it really got to me. 462 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,130 All of a sudden, 463 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,000 getting into Princeton didn't seem as important 464 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,800 as helping you out. 465 00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:50,930 I think you're changing, Alex. 466 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,800 You may be right, Mallory. 467 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,730 I really learned a lot about myself today. 468 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,460 What? 469 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,260 I always thought that I knew myself, you know, 470 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:06,260 what I wanted, how I wanted to get it, 471 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,500 but apparently, I was wrong. 472 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:12,130 I am just going to have to face the cold, hard truth 473 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:17,760 that underneath it all, like it or not, 474 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,700 I'm just a helluva nice guy. 475 00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:25,300 Shut up and deal the cards. 476 00:23:25,330 --> 00:23:26,030 All right. 477 00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:27,800 How about a game of Hearts? 478 00:23:27,830 --> 00:23:29,530 Alex. 479 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,560 Old Maid?